Quotes by Victor Borge

The following are quotes from Victor Borge:

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

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