Quotes by Sam Levenson

The following are quotes from Sam Levenson:

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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