Quotes by Airplane

The following are quotes from Airplane:

Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators

Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane

Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.

Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

Rumack Yes I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Ted Striker It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

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